So i got my wife to crawl to me on her hands and knees. Yup! You read right. See we been married for 21 yrs this past July. But we've had are ups and downs as anyone could imagine. But my bride realy loves her man. Any how, we got to fussing back and forth and it turned bad quick. Really bad! Thats when i decided it was a great idea to hide from her. Hehehe. It was while i was hiding that i figured out how to get Christy to approach me on her hands and knees. She got down on her hands and knees, looked me in the eyes and said," come out from under that bed and fight like a man!!!" Oh boy was i in trouble. How many of you married men can say that you got your wife to crawl to you on her hands and knees. Lol Tell your best joke!! Btw here is my beautiful bride. She is still a head turner and truely gets me! Taken at the fall festival on Oct 31 2017 Thats my 6'3" son. Im 5'10" momis 5'5" Gets it from my dad.